Don't tempt me to take a picture of myself without a shirt, believe me, I will.
If anyone wants a review for their work just leave me the URL in your comments, I'll get to it ASAP.
My birthday is on the 15th so wish me happy birthday or I will be forced to mate with you (unless you want that).
I'm leaving this news post short so the comments may commence.
Leave me some love,
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