Hey NewGrounders,
I've had a lot of stuff on my mind lately, so I'm going to try to fit it into one news post. So, here it goes:
Well, I was informed that the Tank Awards are going to be awarded, so I am going to express my opinions on what I feel should win.
Games:
WHAT SHOULD WIN:
Impossible Quiz 2: I feel anyone would like this game since it is simple mindbending puzzles that expand your knowledge through comedy and stupidy. Both of the games are excellent, and I do feel it would be an excellent recipient.
WHAT WILL WIN:
NewGrounds Rumble: Pico, Tankmen, P-Bot, what more do you need? One of my favorite games, and I feel that this is going to win with flying colors. This probably wil win beacause it is platformed similarly to the fantastic Super Smash Brothers games, and that any hardcore NG fan would be addicted to. The NG team has never created anything better.
WILD CARD:
Detective Grimoire: Probably one of the greatest adventure games on this site, and it is created by one of the best animators/programmers on NG. The-Super-Flash-Bros have created a mystery masterpiece with a great plot and storyline which makes this game an example for what many games should be like.

Movies:
WHAT SHOULD WIN:
Jerry: A sad, yet powerful movie about many topics. Life, sex, and hapiness are all represented in this great display of tradition and excellence. No other submission has the power to change a person's life than this film right here. HotDiggetyDemon really knows how to create a wonderful submission.
WHAT WILL WIN:
Animator vs. Animation 2: An excellent and creative flash that really displays what NewGrounds is all about: new ideas. This goes beyond normal standards of a submission, and its score proves that. Noogai shows great productivity when submitting a flash with all of his submissions having a high score. True skill.
WILD CARD:
My New Grounds: Allen Awesome has never created a better submission. Many users are against real-life videos being submitted, but I think exactly the opposite. This flash created a collection, and Allen really knows how to get NG users to fall in love with a submission. Comedy and similar thoughts are what makes this one of the greatest flashes ever.

Second of all, many people are criticizing the use of one of my words or "creations". in case you haven't noticed, I often use the word "Awexome" when reviewing or posting in the forums. I am not mispelling the word, and I am not illiterate. Even a few other users has started using the word. I hope it eventually spreads to others. I do not remember who said it, but someone made an allusion to 300 and said an awexome (see?) quote: This is madness, this is awexome!" That quote stuck with me, and I am thankful to them for being a master of words.

Next, I know it is late, but after watching nearly all of the Pico Day submissions, I'd have to say my personal favorite is Pico: Ace Attorney. I have been a fan of the Phoenix Wright parodies, but this submission has gotten me addicted to the games. I got to download the Apollo Justice demo from my Wii, and I nearly crapped myself when I played it. This Pico game is probably ranking among the best Phoenix Worng submissions ever, and I think all of the NewGrounds characters make it even better. Here's my shout out to Emmanuel, and all I can so to you is thanks for this submission, and thanks for having an awexome biblical name!

Remember when we just started our NG accounts, and we were all trying to make it big on the site quick? Well, for me it was not that long ago, and all I wanted that would have helped me overcome my online struggle was to have a couple friends. Well, all I'm asking is that you please welcome my friend Onlyoucansaveus to the site. But be careful, he's Jewish (totally kidding).

Well, while I cannot make flash, I am currently making banners, user pics, icons, or signatures for anyone who would want one. If you would like one, just tell me what background color, what pictures, and what text you would like to be included on it. I'd really like to help anypne out who would be in need of one.

With American Idol coming to a close, I just want to know who everyone is rooting for in the finale. Not to be a pest, but I personally want David Archuletta to be stepped on like a bug. He is disgusting, and he shows no personality and is just a dweeb. David Cook '08!

From my last news post I really appreciate all the people who commented on my Metal Gear Solid video. In case you didn't know, I was Colonel, but that was when I was much younger. It was made for when I was in school, and I really think my teachers liked it, and I'm glad many of you did too.

To bring this news post to a close, I just want to say that my new favorite series is probably Nameless. The stupidity, comedy, and racism in it is so great. Yotam really knows what the concept of a joke is, and he knows how to produce them. For the Canadians, I am rooting for the Penguins in the Stanley Cup playoffs. Yeah, I'd keep talking, but The Office is on. See you later, and comments are always appreciated.