Think of these poor, imaginary, and dying whales that are being contained in a heated deathtrap we know as Africa. I will not sleep, eat, or rest until all of our figmented friends are saved. I am going to venture into the unknown and save these creatures out of their sickening purgatory. Who will join me?

Sure, everyone loves Guitar Hero, but the people at Activision and Neversoft need to add these song to their next Guitar Hero:

1. Aqualung by Jethro Tull

Dude, this song is awexome. It was made in 1972, and the song is about a pedophile. I mean, seriously, is that not totally hardcore? If you hear the opening guitar, you probably will recognize the song. If you have never heard it before, you can check it out here.

2. In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly

Yeah, this song makes you feel high, but it is a true classic. This song was made in 1968, and becomes really addictive. I have been a fan of this song for a long time, and I still don't know what In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Means. For those in need of awexome guitar, you can hear the song here.

3. Black Betty by Ram Jam

Bam-A-Lam! This song is kickin'! As this song tells a story, it also makes your heart pump with the intense beat of the bass in the song. A great tune anytime, which can be seen here.

4. Brain Stew by Green Day

Hypnotizing guitar says what? This song as one of the most simplest combination of bass and chords, yet it is a fabulous song. I saw Green Day in concert a while back, and the crowd went crazy when they played this song. For those who live under a rock and have never heard this song before, you can hear the song here.

Well, there's my recommendations. I would love any other suggestions you all have. Who knows, Activision could be listening right now, after all , this is NewGrounds. By the way, I know I have a comma problem, it's so awexome!

Butterflies taste with their feet?
I'm seriously learning all these facts on the back of ketchup packets at school.
Each day, my friends Josiah and Oliver and I compare ketchup packets.
Yeah, that's probably the gayest thing I've ever said.

A newborn kangaroo is about one inch in length?
Knowledge is power!!

Well, I've been on Newgrounds for a week now. Everything is awesome, and thanks to all the new friends I've made.

C-ya.
Mack